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 Post subject: Penguins & Ice Cream
PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:27 am 
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A penguin brings his car in to an auto repair shop. The mechanic says it will be a few minutes and to come back later. So the penguin goes to get ice cream and comes back. Since penguins have no hands, he gets most of the ice cream all over his beek. The penguin asks the mechanic "Well, what do you think?" and he replies "Looks like you blew a seal!!"

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 Post subject: Re: Penguins & Ice Cream
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:06 am 
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This still amuses me


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